Below are the 6 most recent journal entries recorded in The Adventures of a Styrofoam Cup's LiveJournal:

Saturday, October 12th, 2002
12:22 am	Stupid human tricks holyoutlaw brought his digital camera to work today. He took plenty of pictures of me, working behind his keyboard and posed saixily in front of a monitor. And pictures of me and my bud, juicebottle. We looking forward to pictures in an entry and even a clever userpic or two. But the dimpy boob forgot his camera at work. The bumb! Google to the rescue, we think. Even though this picture doesn't look anything like me. Current Mood: grumpy (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, October 10th, 2002
4:48 pm	The cup is recycled. Long live the cup! Man, that cup was weird, eh? But so is the guy who took me out of the dispenser. He stood at the junk food jukebox. Salt, grease, simple carbohydrates, NO DECENT CHOCOLATE AT ALL. yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. So, he decided to get some nice, yummy (well, I said he was weird) hot water. And he stood in front of the water dispenser holding out his dollar bill before he realized he didn't have to pay for the water. Hey, he just added some nice yummy instant miso soup to the hot water in me. Yay! Current Mood: full (2 Comments |Comment on this)
3:22 pm	To be driven mad by spinach between the teeth. That is not the way of the cup. (2 Comments |Comment on this)
1:14 pm	all the vast power of the internet Login successful. Hello, The Adventures of a Styrofoam Cup! (2 Comments |Comment on this)
1:12 pm	used motor oil in a ming vase Half empty, half full. That is your opinion. The way of the cup is to contain. I know I said there would be only one public entry. I lied. Current Mood: indifferent (Comment on this)
11:12 am	whatever Hello. I'm a styrofoam cup. I sit on a desk until I get thrown away. What fun. I think Eeyore is a wild and wacky guy. He's my buddy. Whatever. This is my only public entry. If you want to read the thrilling adventures of a styrofoam cup (geeze, get a life) leave a comment here and add me as a friend. Just don't expect me to read your journal. I'm a styrofoam cup, after all. Oh, all right, I'll answer comments left here. Geeze. Current Mood: indifferent (20 Comments |Comment on this)